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Name: GAWK STØRMSGARD
Known as: STARKILLER - GA077
Age: 23
Nationality: Norweigan
Garage Band: VUNDABAR
Hobbies: bird-gazing, electric guitar, drumming, scilence appreciation, exploding planets, train riding, chit-chatting with the gloomy moon.
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A LONG TIME AGO
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...
Gawk did join The Empire aft'r setting fire to the remnants of the unjust rebellion. Ov'r a longeth period, he hast gone through practices, training and various positions within this grand organization. The knave waits to ascend the throne of the imp'rial court.
Currently, that gent finds himself in the role of starkiller: the largest and most relevant class of snipers, with the intention of blowing up uncooperative planets - those which disturbs the mutual peace in space. In one of his secret projects, Gawk collects samples of land, plants, and pres'rves living beings from the following planets, sending those samples to his lab of archives.
His marvelous loveth f'r the planet wh're that gent wast b'rn is neith'r professional nor rational. The feareth of losing something yond matt'rs so much is most wondrous'r than his desire to expl're the countless galaxies out th're. Therefore, Gawk hath returned to earth with the intention of studying human rights and diplomacy.
Shouldst The Empire dareth to accuse and amerce this blue planet. Gawk shall beest able to defend it and pres'rve his only sweet childhood mem'ries
EMPIRE:
THE FIRST ORDER
IT IS THE DUTY OF THE FIRST ORDER TO REMOVE THE DISORDER OF OUR EXISTENCE FOR CIVILITY RETURN TO STABILITY AND PROMOTES PROGRESS. A STABILITY THAT EXISTED IN THE DOMAIN OF THE EMPIRE, WAS REDUCED TO ANARCHY BY THE REBELLION, HAS BEEN SAID BY THIS SO CALLED "REPUBLIC", AND WILL BE RESTORED BY US. HISTORIATORS IN THE FUTURE WILL STUDY THIS PERIOD AS A TIME WHEN A FIRM HAND BRINGS BACK THE RULES AND LAWS TO CIVILIZATION.
GLORY TO THE EMPIRE,
GLORY TO STARKILLERS.
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